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Cowboy Terminology Hock: Financial condition of all Lunging: Popular training method horse owners. in which a horse exercises their owner by spinning them in circles until dizzy. Stall: What your rig does at rush hour Endurance Ride: End result when your horse spooks and runs away with you. Hives: What you get when receive the in an unfamiliar city on the way to a big horse show. Gallop: Customary gait a horse chooses A Bit: What you have left in your pocket after you’ve been to your favorite tack shop. Nicely Started: Lunges, but not Fence: Decorative structure built to provide your horse with something to chew on. enough health insurance to even think about riding him. Hobbles: Walking gait of a horse owner after their foot has been stepped on by their horse. Colic: Gastrointestinal result of eating at horse fair food stands. Feed: Expensive substance used to manufacture manure. Horse Auction: What you think of Colt: What your mare gives you when you Dog House: What you are in when you when returning back to the barn. having after your horse bucks you off. want a filly. Pinto: Green coat pattern found on freshly Easy to Load: Only takes 3 hours, washed light colored horses left unattended for 2 minutes. 4 men, a 50lb bag of oats, and a tractor with loader. Well Mannered: Hasn’t stepped on, Easy to Catch: In a 10x10 stall. Easy Rider: Rides good in a trailer; bitten, or kicked anyone for a week. Rasp: Abrasive metal tool used to remove excess skin from ones knuckles. not to be confused with ride-able. vet bill for your 6 horses, 3 dogs, 4 cats, and 1 donkey. spend too much money on grooming supplies and pretty halters. Light Cribber: We can t afford to build anymore fencing or box stalls for this buzz saw on four legs. Three Gaited Horse: A horse that. 1) trips, 2) stumbles, 3) falls. www.horsechannel.com MADE WITH PRIDE IN THE USA Custom Hats Cleanings & Restorations CHECK OUT OUR PLATINUM SERIES COWBOY HATS 50x Custom Made to Order Western Hats ONLY $499.00 Available in black, whiskey and Arizona Granite colors. 602-419-6436 6140 E. Cave Creek Rd., Suite #5 Cave Creek, AZ 85331 AZintheSaddle.com November 2014 23