Cowboy Jokes
Telling the Truth
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nce upon a time, there was a little country
boy who lived in a home without indoor
plumbing. The little boy hated their
outhouse because it was hot in the summer, cold
in the winter, and smelled
gross all year long. One
boring day, after a huge
spring rain made the
creek rise nearly to the
outhouse, he decided to
push the evil thing into
the creek. He pushed
and pushed until he got
it rocking back and forth
and finally it toppled
into the creek and
floated away. That night,
his dad confronted him.
“Someone pushed our
outhouse into the creek
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today. Tell the truth, son. It was you, wasn’t it?”
“Yes, dad, it was.” “Then tonight, after dinner, you
and I are heading for the woodshed.” “But, dad,”
argued the boy, “in school we learned that when
George Washington was little, he chopped down a
cherry tree and he didn’t get into trouble because
he told the truth.” His dad replied, “Well, son, that
may be, but George Washington’s father wasn’t in
that cherry tree!”
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couple drove down a country road for
several miles, not saying a word. An
earlier discussion had led to an argument
and neither of them wanted to
concede their position. As
they passed a barnyard
of mules, goats and pigs,
the husband asked
sarcastically, “Relatives
of yours?” “Yep,” the
wife replied, “in-laws.”
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