DATE LIKE A
STRAIGHT GIRL
Sometimes us gay guys need to step back and take some pointers from our
girls. They may have a lot to offer than we think, so lets get them a chance.
You never know they may help get us a man we deserve.
D
ating like a gay boy has been quite unsuccessful thus far. In a bid to improve my
romantic prospects, I’ve undertaken informal ethnographic research into a subgroup
of the human species, a group that has long been
committed to the procurement of suitable, long-term
companions. Henceforth I have decided to date like
a straight girl.
Straight girls, being a very goal-oriented
species, know how to locate, persuade and secure
a potential mate. As such there is much that we can
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learn from this mysterious group. First though, we
must look at how straight girls and gay boys differ in
order to broaden our understanding.
Straight girls feel the pressure of
time in their late 20s. Gay boys feel like
they’re 20 for the rest of time.
Women are well aware of aging and for those who
want to have children, there comes a time in their