DIRTY SECRETS
So you couldn’t keep it to yourself!
“If something is hard,
I give up and eat a
snack instead.”
“In Fourth
Grade I stole
my dad’s Playboys and sold
them to my
friends so I’d
have money for the
ice-cream
truck. My
secret.”
“I found my
boyfriends
secret foot
fetish tapes.
He doesn’t know I
know..”
“I resent
women who
bitch about
Barbie. It’s
just as hard
to look like
Ken.”
“I make a
point to say
hi to everyday. I have
something of
myself and now
that I’m your
boss. I’m
loving it.”
you made a
mistake by
breaking it off
with him. He
has changed
and has come
a long way.
You gave
up to
easy.”
“Reno you
have the
worst men.
Please do
something
about it.”
“I really hate
Disney movies.”
“I ran over your cat
and said that she ran
away. Sorry.”
“I think that
“every-time I go to
starbucks, I get my
boss a drink too.
But I make a point
to make it so fattening that she starts to
gain weight. Skinny
bitch. You’ll be as
fat as me one day.
#justwaiting”
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