WORST DATES EVER!
These reader’s had doozies, be glad it wasn’t you.
“I went on a date
with this person
who spent the entire date telling me,
while we were in a
crowded Mexican
restaurant, first,
how much he hated his husband but
wouldn’t leave him
because he hated
him so much that
he didn’t want him
to have anything he
had, followed by the
detailed story of his
suicide.”
—Victor K. 29
“I had a great date I met on Match.com and
I was walking him home at the end of the night and
suddenly she started to run away. I started to chase after
him and asked him what happened and he just said
“Police! I have a warrant out for me.” Well when I found
out he had a warrant I kept running, but a different direction than he went. I eventually got caught by the cops and
I had to spend a good 20 minutes explaining to them the
situation and how I was in no way involved in his crack
cocaine dealing ring.”
—Greg A., 23
“I had my first date
in like 3 months after
ending a serious relationship. He told me
he’s scared of sleeping
with a black man
because of AIDS.
Welp.”
—Travis H., 21
“A
guy I met at
a party told me that
not only had he been
raped by aliens, but that
his psychic told him that we
were a good match. He also
felt the need to apologize
for treating me poorly,
in a past life…”
—Frank P., 24
“A guy asked me to go to a concert with
him, when I got to the venue, he also
brought his boyfriend with him. I haven’t
replied to his messages ever since.”
— Sam W., 20
2 2 M A Y 2 014 / ARIES
“Out on a first date. We’re
talking about mutual friends,
neighbors, family, etc., and
LOTS of the names are familiar. Long story short, I
discovered that he was my
second cousin. Yay, rural
Kentucky.”
—Will M., 25
• 5:30 – We meet at 50’s diner next to
my work.
• 5:35 – He orders a milkshake.
• 5:37 – He asks me about Jesus in my
life.
• 5:39 – “Maybe you need to read the
fucking Bible!”
• 5:42 – “If Gandhi did not accept the
Lord Jesus Christ as our one and
ONLY savior, then he is BURNING
IN HELL! AND SO WILL YOU! But
the Lord can still save you”.
• 5:44 – I put $10 on the table and simply walked out of the door. “What!
Are you just going to leave me here?”
—Lyle U., 30