“My brother’s phone had randomly stopped working, so he asked
me if he could use mine to get in touch with his friend, who is really hot. After several unsuccessful attempts at remembering his
friend’s phone number, he decided to contact him on Instagram,
using my account. He gave me a weird look and asked me why I had
“recently searched” his hot friend’s girlfriend. I make sure to clear
my log now after every creeping session!” —Josh K. 23., Reno, Nv
“My parents were away for
the weekend and after a long
day and party night I grabbed
a couple of beers, shed my
clothes and headed outside to
the pool. had fallen asleep under the stars and slept through
the night floating on the raft!
When I awoke I was stark naked floating in the middle of
the pool with a huge morning
hard on sticking straight up. As
the neighbor stared at me in
amazement and shock, I had
nowhere to hide, no clothes, no
towel, nothing to cover with......
just the neighbor, myself and
my cock for all to see.”
—Joe E., 29, NV
“I was at work and I had to use the restroom, really, really badly so I ran into the
women’s room on accident. I didn’t even really care, at first. I was just happy to have
made it but then I realized there was no
toilet paper, so I had to holler out if someone could toss me some. Of course, the only
person in that bathroom was my other lady
coworkers. Talk about awkward!”
— Mike P., 21, Fallon, NV
"I was listening to my music-ear buds in
my ears-and walking to work. One of my favorite songs came on and I started dancing.
I totally forgot where I was. Never had so
many people stare at me before."
“One day during the first week of
school, my friend asked me to go to
the computer lab during our lunch
break. I noticed the “Absolutely No
Drinks Allowed” sign on the door, but
I took my water bottle in anyway,
thinking nothing bad would happen. I
placed the plastic bottle between my
legs, and suddenly felt a gush of water ALL over my jeans. I looked down
and saw that the lid was missing and
I’d spilled the entire bottle all over my
lap. As I was trying to sneak through
the crowded cafeteria to change
into my gym shorts, my friend yelled,
“Don’t worry, it’s not pee!” in front of
a group of super cute boys! I was so
mortified.” —Charlie P., Tahoe, CA
— Larry W., 27, Reno, NV
My
friend and I
were riding the bus
home together after school
because I was going over to
his house. When we reached our
stop, the bus let us out in the middle of the street. As I was walking
down the steep stairs, I lost my balance and my book-bag was so heavy
that it made me fall backwards! I slid
all the way down the stairs and into
the street. Not only did everyone on
the bus see me fall, but so did all
the cars that were stopped behind us! I never rode the bus
again.
—Phillip S., 25,
Reno, NV
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