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“My brother’s phone had randomly stopped working, so he asked me if he could use mine to get in touch with his friend, who is really hot. After several unsuccessful attempts at remembering his friend’s phone number, he decided to contact him on Instagram, using my account. He gave me a weird look and asked me why I had “recently searched” his hot friend’s girlfriend. I make sure to clear my log now after every creeping session!” —Josh K. 23., Reno, Nv “My parents were away for the weekend and after a long day and party night I grabbed a couple of beers, shed my clothes and headed outside to the pool. had fallen asleep under the stars and slept through the night floating on the raft! When I awoke I was stark naked floating in the middle of the pool with a huge morning hard on sticking straight up. As the neighbor stared at me in amazement and shock, I had nowhere to hide, no clothes, no towel, nothing to cover with...... just the neighbor, myself and my cock for all to see.” —Joe E., 29, NV “I was at work and I had to use the restroom, really, really badly so I ran into the women’s room on accident. I didn’t even really care, at first. I was just happy to have made it but then I realized there was no toilet paper, so I had to holler out if someone could toss me some. Of course, the only person in that bathroom was my other lady coworkers. Talk about awkward!” — Mike P., 21, Fallon, NV "I was listening to my music-ear buds in my ears-and walking to work. One of my favorite songs came on and I started dancing. I totally forgot where I was. Never had so many people stare at me before." “One day during the first week of school, my friend asked me to go to the computer lab during our lunch break. I noticed the “Absolutely No Drinks Allowed” sign on the door, but I took my water bottle in anyway, thinking nothing bad would happen. I placed the plastic bottle between my legs, and suddenly felt a gush of water ALL over my jeans. I looked down and saw that the lid was missing and I’d spilled the entire bottle all over my lap. As I was trying to sneak through the crowded cafeteria to change into my gym shorts, my friend yelled, “Don’t worry, it’s not pee!” in front of a group of super cute boys! I was so mortified.” —Charlie P., Tahoe, CA — Larry W., 27, Reno, NV My friend and I were riding the bus home together after school because I was going over to his house. When we reached our stop, the bus let us out in the middle of the street. As I was walking down the steep stairs, I lost my balance and my book-bag was so heavy that it made me fall backwards! I slid all the way down the stairs and into the street. Not only did everyone on the bus see me fall, but so did all the cars that were stopped behind us! I never rode the bus again. —Phillip S., 25, Reno, NV ARIES / M A Y 2 014 21