How do you keep your look so fresh?
We are always reinventing ourselves by looking at old pictures of ourselves. And when we try to find new looks to wear, we remember we already own them. Plus every night we put a thin layer of Nutella on our faces and let it penitr8 while we watch our favorite movie, Mannequin.
How do you top the success for your record breaking albums?
We have had many, many, many successes in the record industry. With our hit album 2SCOOPS IN SPACE we recorded that in a real spaceship. Then with "Moist "we recorded it an actual swimming pool. Fact. We are not afraid to think out of the box. Now that our artistry has matured, but not our faces (thank you Dr Zizmor!) we are ready to show every side of 2Scoops. Our new show "Lady Bizness" will prove that we are back, we have paid our bills and we are better than ever.
After recently dropping Sharapova, can you confirm the rumours that 2Scoops are in talks with Porsche about a celebrity endorsement deal?
We don't know what any of those words mean but we love endorsements. We drive a '98 Dodge Neon if that is what your asking. Don't be Jealous.
Are you returning to the studio anytime soon to work on another album?
We wrote and recorded our holiday album "Christmas, Already!?" in under 30 minutes. All 18 tracks plus the bonus track Immaculate Conception, (I'm Gonna Need a DNA Test) so frankly we are exhausted!! Also we have been banned from many of the prominent NYC recording studios. They frown upon us bringing our white Bengal Tiger, Coco, to the session. We were told the studios in Nashville are more accepting... however we are not fond of flying OR running into one of our many nemesis especially Shania Twain . IF YOU ARE READING THIS SHANIA YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID!
No amount of rehab or arson rehabilitation classes could keep us off the airwaves