ALL Magazine April/May/June 2017 | Page 64

“Recurring Chasms” The Washboard Abs Antiquated Future By Johnny Spice I struggled to find the words to write this review. For regular readers of All Magazine, you may remember our review of the previous release by The Washboard Abs ( https://view.joomag.com/mag/0093567001460586732?page=90 ) or the great guest spot Clarke Sondermann did for us ( https://view.joomag.com/mag/0500499001469229251?page=32 ) and with the newest release, Clarke (accompanied by an excellent backing band) takes an amazing artistic leap forward. (In the interest of full disclosure, I was previously sent a set of demos for ten tracks on this record and I played them for months waiting for this to arrive) From the opening moments of “Witching Hour,” to the final notes of, “Veil,” this is a record that is just amazing. It’s the kind of record I just know I’ll still be playing twenty years from now, the same way I do “Appetite for Destruction,” and “This Is My Truth Tell Me Yours” (and if you don’t know those two records I mentioned --- why?). In a perfect world, the combination of, “Submission,” and “For Icy Moon,” (which are back to back on the record) would already be a single climbing the charts on its way to being a hit. I would usually name check a few stand out tracks in a review here, but I just can’t do that, this is such an amazing release that every track is a stand out. I picked up the limited-edition cassette + zine version of this release, you should hurry up and snatch up what is (as of this writing) the last one. You can order it from here: http://www.antiquatedfuture.com/music/the-washboard-abs-recurring-chasms/ or here https://antiquatedfuture.bandcamp.com/album/recurring-chasms Follow The Washboard Abs on Twitter: @pleasuresystems Or on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thewashboardabs/ And make sure you catch them on tour this summer. You won’t be disappointed.