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Rodgers Dictionary of Proverbs Almond nuts come to those who have no teeth. Almost and very nigh saves many a lie. Almost everyone is mad but some people can control their madness. Almost is not eaten. Almost kills no man. Almost never killed a fly. Alms do not decrease, going to church does not hinder. Alms do not empty the purse, and a mass does not exhaust the day’s duty. Alms given openly will be rewarded in secret. Alms never make poor. Almsgiving never impoverished, stealing never enriched, and prosperity never made wise. Alone a youth runs fast, with an elder slow, but together they go far. Alone, alone, one cannot produce history. (Don’t’ work alone on things that require the help of others.) Along in counsel, alone in sorrow. Along silence followed by mighty noise. Also the black cow produces white milk. Although a monkey be dressed in silk, she is still a monkey. Although dying of thirst, I drink not the water of a stolen fountain. Although he comes and cuts me down, I’ll grow next spring. Although he who walks behind an elephant may feel very secure, he is likely to get splattered with elephant dung. Although pepper is tiny, its taste is intense. Although shrimps may dance around, they do not leave the river. Although the horse is stupid, it does not follow that the rider is stupid. Although the monkey might dress in silk, monkey it still is. Although the snake does not fly it has caught the bird whose home is in the sky. Although the snake does not fly, it has caught the hornbill, whose home is in 89 the sky. Although the sun shines, leave not your cloak at home. Although there exist many thousands of subjects for elegant conversation, there are persons who cannot meet a cripple without talking about feet. Although there’s a new love, the old love can’t be forgotten. Always a bridesmaid, never a bride. Always a valley before a hill. Always ask a higher price, because you can always lower it. Always assume your guest is tired, cold and hungry, and act accordingly. Always be patient with the rich and powerful. Always be well dressed, even when begging. Always being in a hurry does not prevent death, neither does going slowly pre- vent living. Always count the cost. Always drink up stream from the herd. Always exist branch grabbers, when exist fir-tree haulers. Always have sex with the boss. Always in a hurry, always behind Always in love, never married. Always it is the brave ones who die. Always keep calm in an emergency. Always know what you are buying. Always leave a little room for a mistake. Always look on the bright side Always put your best foot forward. Always remember that a smile is something sacred, to be shared. Always ride your horse in the direction it’s going. Always sample a maidens charms before the wedding. Always say no, and you will never be married. Always shut the gate after the horse is out. Always something new out of Africa