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Rodgers Dictionary of Proverbs You cannot shoe a running horse. You cannot squeeze blood out of a stone. You cannot stop a whore, not even with a hundred horses. You cannot stop birds from flying over your head, but you can stop them nesting in your hair. You cannot stop planting cereals just because birds are going to feast on them. You cannot stop your conscious from bothering you even if you cover yourself with ten blankets. You cannot strike a face that is smiling. You cannot sup soup with a fork. You cannot swallow hot milk, nor can you throw it away. You cannot swim against the flow of water, you will get tired and be swept away. You cannot take a cow from a man who has none. You cannot take a shirt from a naked man. You cannot take hawks without climbing some cliffs. You cannot teach an old dog new tricks. You cannot teach the old gorilla the road. You cannot tell a hungry child that you gave him food yesterday. You cannot tell from a man's clothes how much he is making, but you must look at his wife's. You cannot think you could teach a fish to swim. You cannot throw a word out of a song. You cannot tickle a hungry person. You cannot tie up a dog with a chain of sausages. You cannot turn blood into water. You cannot unscramble eggs. You cannot wage war without the sound of gunpowder. You cannot weld cake-dough to cast iron, nor a girl to an old man. You cannot win a lottery without buying a ticket. You cannot work for food when there is no food for work. You cannot worship an unknown saint. 755 You cannot write down a meaningful silence. You canot know the bugs of a bed that you have not lain on. You can't be a howling success by simply howling. You cant be in the town and be in the country too. You can't be the head of a family unless you show yourself both stupid and deaf. You can't become a teacher before your taught. You can't bind a cloud even with copper chains. You can't blame a dentist for looking down at the mouth. You can't blame the axe for the noise made by the chicken you are about to slaughter. You can't blow against the wind. You can't build a barrel round a bung hole. You can't buy an inch of time with an inch of gold. You can't buy fate. You can't buy heaven with money. You can't catch a cub without going into the tiger's den. You can't catch a louse with one finger. You can't catch fish on a dry line. You can't catch skunks with mice. You can't catch trout with dry breeches. You can't catch two frogs with one hand. You can't chew with somebody else's teeth. You can't claim heaven as your own if you are just going to sit under it. You can't clap with one hand only. You can't complain about the sea if you suffer shipwreck for the second time. You can't dance on one leg. You can't direct the wind, but you can adjust your sails. You can't do everything at once. You can't drive donkeys without a stick, nor horses without spurs.