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Rodgers Dictionary of Proverbs If you go into a goat stable, bleat; if you go into a water buffalo stable, bellow. If you go only once round the room, you are wiser than he who sits still. If you go out a lot at night, you will probably meet ghosts. If you go to a rat's village and it is eating palm nuts, you eat some too. If you go to bed hungry, you'll wake up without having slept. If you go to court leave your soul at home. If you go to look for poles, you should not start looking for long nosed mice as well. (concentrate on what you are doing) If you go to sleep with the blind, you'll wake up squinting. If you go to war pray once; if you go on a sea journey pray twice; but pray three times when you are going to be married. If you go to your in-laws you do not come back empty handed but with a cock. If you go too near your relatives, they will not respect you. If you had all the wit in the world fools would fell you. If you had an opinion you better be determined. If you had teeth of steel, you could eat iron coconuts. If you hate a man, let him live. If you hate your ancestors then assume your dead than you will love the hereafter. If you have a bulldozer, you don't need a snow shovel. If you have a business you have to smile at everyone. If you have a dog to worship you, you must have a cat to ignore you. If you have a dog, don't throw away bones. If you have a friend who is a doctor, make your bow and send him to the house of your enemy. If you have a friend who is a doctor, then send him to your enemy's house. If you have a good case, try to compromise; if you have a bad one, take it to court. If you have a good cellar at home don't go 326 drinking at the tavern. If you have a good friend, you don't need a mirror. If you have a lemon, make lemonade out of it. If you have a loitering servant, set his dinner before him and send him on an errand. If you have a lot, give some of your possessions; if you have little; give some of your heart. If you have a poor father that is destiny; if you have a poor father-in-law, that is your mistake. If you have a roving eye, it's no use having the other one fixed on Heaven. If you have a sore eye wipe it with your elbow. If you have a tail of straw, then keep away from the fire. If you have butter on your head, don't go out into the sun. If you have decided to eat a dog, eat a fat one. If you have eaten the morsel on Wednesday, do not look for it on Thursday. If you have escaped the jaws of the crocodile while bathing in the river, you will surely meet a leopard on the way. If you have escaped the jaws of the crocodile while bathing in the river, you will surely meet a leopard on the way If you have figs in your knapsack, everyone will want to be your friend. If you have five wives, then you have five tongues. If you have given away much of your wealth, then you have given a little of your heart. If you have ground nuts in your room expect rats. If you have health you have hope you have everything. If you have honey, don't lick the pot clean. If you have learnt to wait, you may be Queen of Sweden.