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Rodgers Dictionary of Proverbs If you are doing wrong, make sure you don't get fat from it. If you are eager to be in the shadow, leave your axe at home. If you are eating a sugarcane start with the sweetest part, in case someone ask you to share. If you are filled with pride, then you will have no room for wisdom. If you are going a long way, go slowly. If you are going into the wood -- don't leave your axe at home. If you are going out for a fight leave your best hat at home. If you are going to bathe, get thoroughly wet. If you are going to die you will die in the dark even if you have been in the candle business. If you are going to dig a deadly hole for somebody, dig it your size because you might be the one falling inside. If you are going to do something carelessly, it is better to give it up entirely. If you are going to drown, do not try it in shallow water. If you are going to fall it's muddy every- where. If you are going to fight, pray once; if you are going to sail, pray twice; if you are getting married, then pray thrice. If you are going to have a roast, a chicken is better than a phoenix. If you are going to sit on it for three years, the seat will certainly get warm. If you are going to steal bells plug your ears. If you are going to steal horses, steal thor- oughbreds. If you are going to walk on thin ice, you might as well dance. If you are happy you can always learn to dance. If you are honored, honor yourself. If you are hunting for a red deer then ignore the hares. If you are in a boat you are more afraid of fire than you are of water. 318 If you are in a hurry you will never get there. If you are in a hurry, go via the roundabout. If you are in hiding, don't light a fire. If you are in the bush, have tools. (One should be ready at the appropriate time.) If you are in the house of a friend, bad times are soon forgotten. If you are injured by a thorn, you will be healed by a thorn. If you are kicked from behind, it means you are in front. If you are kind to the cruel, you will be cruel to the kind. If you are looking for a fly in your food it means that you are full. If you are looking for a fly in your food it means that you are full. If you are looking for bad luck, you will soon find it. If you are lucky, even your ox will calve. If you are married to a chicken obey the chicken. If you are married to a dog obey the dog. If you are merciful to the antelope, you go to bed hungry. If you are not a fish, how can you know if the fish are happy? If you are not an animal you will never find yourself in a trap. If you are not going to bite, don't show your teeth. If you are not good for yourself, how can you be good for others? If you are not so strong, don't carry heavy burdens. If you are not told about it, you go among people soiled. If you are offered a bull, do not ask how much milk he will give. If you are offered a span, do not take a couple of yards. If you are on a road to nowhere, find another road. If you are patient in a moment of anger, you will escape a hundred days of sorrow.