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Mama Mada Next morning, in comes Farmer Bland, A pail of pigswill in his hand, And piggy with a mighty roar, Bashes the farmer to the floor… Now comes the rather grisly bit So let's not make too much of it, Except that you must understand That Piggy did eat Farmer Bland, He ate him up from head to toe, Chewing the pieces nice and slow. It took an hour to reach the feet, Because there was so much to eat, And when he finished, Pig, of course, Felt absolutely no remorse. Slowly he scratched his brainy head And with a little smile he said, 'I had a fairly powerful hunch 'That he might have me for his lunch. 'And so, because I feared the worst, 'I thought I'd better eat him first.' To Wang Lun by Li Po I was about to sail away in a junk, When suddenly I heard The sound of stamping and singing on the bank— It was you and your friends come to bid me farewell. The Peach Flower Lake is a thousand fathoms deep, But it cannot compare, O Wang Lun, With the depth of your love for me. 4