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Mama Mada Earplugs by Stuart Mck enzie Some mornings I wake up, find them pressed into my hair, dangling like two small clumps of snow on the ears of a cocker spaniel. I’d like to ask him upstairs as he enters his flat, to p lease sw itch o ff yo ur gristly co ugh and mute your feet. I know silence, I held it in my hands once: a one-sided 7” single – so blasphemous the plant refused to press it. In place of the song – two minutes of nothing. I smoothed my fingers across the empty black grooves, to the run off – I knew from beginning to end would lead nowhere. Dear neighbour, this evening I remove you from my playlist. 211