Ingredients:
1/2 c. Ominous
1/4 c. Domineering
1 c. Misunderstood
3 c. Unrefined yearning
1 Malevolent Hobby
2 Tbs. Eccentric attitude
7 c. Lonely surrounding
1 Unfortunate event
1 tsp. Self-loathing
Optional: A pinch of malicious laughter
Cooking instructions:
1. Mix ominous, domineering, and misundertood until black
2. Take unrefined yearning and eccentric attitude; beat them into malevolent hobby.
3. Take both mixes and add them together into the lonely surrounding.
4. Place one unfortunate event into the batter and sprinkle some self-loathing on top.
5. Stick into the oven for 3 hours, or until evil.
Once done baking, add some extra flavor:
a pinch of malicious laughter.
4 iMagazine / April, 2013
Recipe for Evil Genius
Corinne Bazzinotti
2005
"Self Portrait" by:
LAUREN TAYLOR (1999)
Silver Key, Painting