Method Three: Get his attention. Not by calling his name, not by tapping him on the shoulder, not anything that directly gets his attention. Nope, what you are going to do is change yourself so drastically that Mr. Guy just has to notice you. Get creative! Dye your hair an obnoxiously bright color! Chop off 8 inches of your hair (despite the fact that several months later, you’ll still be on the fence about whether it looks good or not, no matter how many people tell you they love it)! Wear makeup, despite the fact that every ounce of your being hates it! Believe me, when he sees those slightly darker, more voluminous lashes, he’ll be head over heels again. Or, be even more bold. Shave your eyebrows! Wear revealing clothes that you feel completely uncomfortable in! Date his friends! Walk around barefoot and proclaim your love of Jesus! Everyone agrees that changing yourself is key in winning your ex back, so make sure your changes are seen. Who cares if you hate said changes? Sometimes you gotta lose to win, and doing such will practically guarantee you a win.
Now that you’ve tried at least one of these methods, it’s time to analyze the situation. By now, Basic Billy should have come running back to - wait. What’s that? It’s a bird! No. It’s a plane! Nope. It’s… uh oh. It’s his new girlfriend.
IN JUST 2 MONTHS!
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