A Steampunk Guide to Hunting Monsters 2 | Page 11

“Where are they?” Her hands curled inward on themselves, becoming claws of arthritic pain. She lunged at Mr. Longville and he shrieked, as anyone would, and fortunately, he had phrased his scream in the form of a question, which caused the witch to spasm, allowing him the opportunity to throw her aside. She fell within reach of her hatchet. Slowly, she curled her hand around it. The look in her eye… it was beyond malevolence, beyond hate; the mere touch of it on my skin made me feel profoundly unclean. "I will feed your flesh to the children," she said. I was so overcome with dread that I failed to notice that Mr. Longville had jostled one of the lanterns, and it tipped, causing the hat veil to catch fire. Mr. Longville gasped and began beating the veil against the house (to put it out, I can only assume). But the witch's house was made of ancient wood, and the flames leapt eagerly from the veil to the tinder, and soon the entire house was ablaze. The mechanical legs seemed to limp, as if in pain. We were perilously close to the edge of the cliff as the house staggered, but, now, so were some of the smaller out-buildings running alongside! I grabbed Mr. Longville, and we jumped from the porch onto a small hut, our combined weight collapsing it onto its side, the hut screaming wildly. Above us, I witnessed with no small amount of terror as the witch caught fire. She lurched against the railing, and the house lurched with her, the mechanical legs buckling. The house collapsed and fell down, over the side of the cliff, the light from the fire burning up along the stones. The smash at the bottom was tremendous. The hut we were lying on quivered and then went still, the chicken legs ceasing to kick. Every out-building that had been running beside the house now sat down beside us, the screams turning to whimpers. Mr. Longville inquired as to my well-being, and I was about to answer, when a tiny little hand reached through the hut's barred window and grabbed my skirt. I am pleased beyond all proportion to say that it was a hand belonging to one of the missing children! Mr. Longville and I were able to release them from their fallen coops easily. They were all unharmed, but perhaps a bit shaken by their ordeal. And would you know it, that handsome and trusty horse had worked its way loose from the tree where I had tied it, and joined us at the cliff to help carry us back to the village! Noble fellow! Mr. Longville and I returned the children to the village. We were greeted with much impromptu festivity, including laughing and crying. The villagers rewarded us by hanging our persons about with all their most powerful and protective charms. I was so much lost in my own thoughts, I only slowly became aware that Mr. Longville was speaking. Something to the effect of, "....and so, I was wondering, if you aren't otherwise occupied, if you would be interested in..." I had no idea what he had asked me, but I had agreed. Mr. Longville has managed to cause me all sorts of trouble with his ineptitude—or, what I first took as ineptitude—but his endless questioning of the witch is the very reason we were able to defeat her. There must be some word for such a circumstance, when through a dizzying lack of social skills, things manage to come aright. In any case, it is that precise moment of weakness which is to blame for my spending two and a half hours looking at dusty old tintypes of insect specimens at some dreary bedraggled European museum.