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enigma. “ I could not really understand anything that Kenny Dalglish said so we we did not really argue. He obviously did not feel that I suited his teams style and a move back to Parma suited us both.” In football they often say you should never go back to a former club and Tino struggled to find fitness and form in Italy. After a second short spell at the club he moved to Palmeiras in Brazil FROM... 26 23 where he had success in both league and cup. His career petered out with a handful of appearances for the likes of Fluminense, Atlante, Atletico Nacional and Universidad Chile. In 2002 a return to the UK made the headlines when third division Darlington under the stewardship of former safe blower George Reynolds offered him a contract. Tino was paraded in front of the fans but this would be the only appearance he would be making. “ The contract I was offered over the phone and what I was offered face to face were two completely different things. I wanted the move to England but the money was obviously not there and so the deal was off. I felt sorry for the fans but it wasn’t my fault.” In 2007 Tino found himself back in the headlines once again for all the wrong reasons. He was linked to Newcastle gangsters through a mutual friend who were planning to forge links between themselves and South American drug cartels. Tino had simply been in the wrong place at the wrong time and had no idea of what was going on around him at these meetings. A year later he was placed under house arrest after allegedly going on a shooting spree with a machine gun near his farm in south-west Columbia. He was charged with criminal damage and illegal possession of weapons. The Police claimed that Asprilla had sprayed the machine gunfire towards a security checkpoint after they had refused entry to three females and a bodyguard in April of that year. At the time Tino was quoted as saying “ This situation reminds me of the film Minority Report, in which people end up in jail even before you’ve committed the crime or even been tried.” Nowadays Tino spends his time between his farm in Columbia and Newcastle. He has posed naked for a well known South American magazine and appeared on two reality shows. His ambition is to return to football in the UK in a coaching capacity. “ I have had talks with Newcastle United about coaching and about a possible role in Columbia looking for new talent but as yet I have no offer on the table. There are a lot of talented youngsters in Columbia looking to play at the top level in the UK and I promise they are very well behaved young men.” So can he still do the cartwheel celebration? “Yes, but these days I save that for the bedroom.” 27 WORDS//@OLDHEATONIAN The name St James’ Park enjoyed an unbroken 119-year link to Newcastle United until a cold and undoubtedly damp November day in 2011, when a statement was released stating that the name St James’ Park was no longer “commercially attractive”. Derek Llambias then explained: “Our aim for Newcastle United is to continue to deliver success for the fans and everyone associated with the club. We must make this club financially self-sufficient in order to deliver that success”. “To grow sustainably and allow us to invest in our future, we will need to rely increasingly heavily on commercial income”. “These are very difficult economic times and the boa