5Ws Magazine One - Page 25

7) “If it wasn’t for the rude words I don’t think this book would have been the sensational success that it was. There was hardly any story to it. The heroine was pathetic. “I love him. I hate him. I love him. I hate him.” she really got on my nerves.” 8) “Oh My, I mean really, Oh my, oh my, oh my... ...No readers, I have not just been whipped (pardon the pun) into a bosom heaving wreck by the size of my partner’s “impressive length”. I have in fact, just dragged myself through to the final page of this ludicrous nonsense and found myself almost speechless. Almost...” 9) “The story is desperately thin: poorly written, repetitive in its descriptions (there is an almost unbelievable amount of eyerolling and lip-biting - both offences that lead to a spanking), one dimensional characters, and it’s frankly stupid. Nothing really happens...” 10) “I hate this book. I find it hard to express quite how much I hate it and what it says.” 11) “Depressingly disappointing. Lacks wit and fails to capture the character of the morose but loveable Eeyore.” 12) “Couldn’t read it.” 13) “I found this book boring. It’s too wordy and is hard to follow (too many archaic references and language I couldn’t understand). From the very first chapter, I kept hoping it would get better. I read about 90% of the book and just couldn’t bring myself to finish.... which is saying a lot... I always finish a book once I’ve started.” 14) “DID NOT PURCHASE!!!! I AM NOT SURE HOW THIS ENDED UP ON MY LIST OF ORDERS. I CANNOT FIND A NUMBER OR EMAIL ADDRESS TO CONTACT CUSTOMER SERVICE” 1) Labyrinth, 2) Labyrinth, 3) Silmarillon, 4) Oliver Twist, 5) Oliver Twist, 6) Brighton Rock. 7) Lady Chatterley’s Lover, 8) 50 Shades of Grey, 9) 50 Shades of Grey, 10) Lady Chatterley’s Lover, 11) Winnie the Pooh, 12) Guinness Book of Records, 13) Treasure Island, 14) Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets