100 BARS MAGAZINE 010 JUN/JULY 2014 | Page 12

rebuttal regarding Danny’s 10 kids. Priceless. Caustic Deserves a Red Card Good battle, except for the soccer scheme, which resulted in Caustic touching both Marlo’s and Shuffle’s nuts. If this was soccer, Caustic would have gotten the red card. The Overshadowing The climax of the evening cast a huge shadow over the entire event. To make matters worse, virtually no shine was given to the ladies of QOTR, who had a great event that weekend in the form of No Holds Barred. Aye, Timekeeper! Verb, being upset with the time limits, hijacked the entire event to state the following: “These are not the rules.” I died laughing. Being Aktive at Battle Rap Events The f**ked up part is that Aktive had a great showing during his battle with Lex, so it was pretty UGLY to see Aktive and company gloat over what Diz did. Especially considering the fact that Aktive is the most visible person seen on-camera actively swinging on Math Hoffa. The ARP Permission Slip Funny to see this blog where ARP gives Hoffa “permission” to head out west. Too bad protection didn’t come with permission. ARP was nowhere to be seen, despite being behind Math before the drama occurred. Endangered Footage Once the fight broke out, word is that most of Avocado’s cameras resembled Legos on the floor. The footage turned out to be safe, but even the thought of it being completely destroyed is BAD. THE UGLY Virtually No Security I’ve never been to an event in this era where I didn’t get the NYPD-style pat down. Had security been this lax in NYC, people definitely would have gotten hurt years ago. The Fresh Coast must implement measures to ensure the safety of all in attendance. Security did not happen at BOLA 5 and that’s UGLY, no matter how you view it. Sleepy Crowd The crowd in attendance missed so many bars. Damn shame, how sleepy they were. Cinderella What does Cinderella and Danny meyers have in common, besides both losing a shoe and a dude picking it up? Nothing. 12 The Arabian Math Problem So Math has been tormenting Diz for years? If so, why not punch him outside the venue of countless events they’ve attended? Why not punch him in the house they shared for a reality TV show? People shouldn’t take comfort in speaking the word “karma”, because the UGLY fact is that people could have gotten hurt. Nothing is worse than a grown man who can’t control his emotions. Diz made the entire Fresh Coast look UGLY. The people from Krack City who jumped in made the Fresh Coast look UGLY. Aspect and Lush must never let these people anywhere near an event — ever. Arabian Math problem solved. — Crow42